plaidfuckers:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

(Source: jaclcfrost)

un-shattered:

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

with no oscar 

(Source: zxcvbnmloldiaz)

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours